The Desk Rage Ultimatum

After going through a series of extreme prejudiced racism in my office. I feared I was going to succumb to something I just came to know as 'Desk Rage'.

Desk Rage, by professionals, is defined as: 'The peak of office employee stress levels which ultimately starts with the screaming of vulgar language within the workplace. It can often times lead to assaulting fellow employees, abusing office equipment and/or stealing of company property, abusing sick days and ultimately poor production at work. A possible side effect is that the employee continues to take out his or her rage at their residence in the form of kicking small animals and drinking heavily.'

I seriously LOL-ed at this.