Chi Ying found my nick rather amusing:
ﻍ∂∂y ﯼﮥﺷ ™ ≈ 苏世铭 ≈ uNcLe CoCo ≈ PaPa BeaR ≈ Sick Bear... Mummy rash getting horny with daddy rash. Hence the zillion baby rashes.
And so she questioned me:
CY: Why your nick ar... The mummy rash must get horny, not the daddy rash?
Eddy: Cause, the daddy is always horny, but the mummy rash got mood one. Sometimes horny sometimes not horny, so hard to please ~.~
Babies in Haagen-Dazs.
Quote of the day: Cheng Yee: Hahhaha yeahhh bodoh... N they cant really have ice cream right! I really hate those stupidd kids. Mommy sit upstairs... Mommy i this this this. Running up n down the stairs. Si pek bODOh creatures!
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Mei looks at the estima beside her.
Quote for the day: Lim Mei Hui: Why my car suddenly feel so low one?
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Hence my msn nick: ﻍ∂∂y ﯼﮥﺷ ™ ≈ 苏世铭 ≈ uNcLe CoCo ≈ PaPa BeaR ≈ YER! I ATTRACT GUYS IZZIT? DAMN A LOT OF GUYS VIEW MY FRIENDSTER... o.O"... WTF...
Oh... I don't discriminate people with "not very good" english la but... WHEN trying to impress a girl with a BOMBASTIC 'testimonial', also known as 'comment', This is a VERY EMBARASSING way to 'create' one la. Unless of course, the girl's english isn't all that great either OR her english is worse than his so she thinks that 'wa... he is dam geng'.
life were tough
life were messy
life were confusing
life were myterious
Time is fast
Time is moving
TIme is precious
Time is important
Age never stop
Age never wait
Age never reverse
Age never re-wind
Studies gettin tougher
Studies gettin rougher
Studies gettin complicated
Studies gettin uncontrollable
kindergarden
primary
secondary
college
university
Frenz may be a lot selfish
Frenz may be a lot annoying
Frenz may be a lot betrayers
Frenz may be a lot irritating
We may not like all this
We may not agree with all this
we may not be happy of all this
we may not feel good bout all this
there's no better way
there's no better choice
there's no better decision
there's no better solution
we juz hav to bear with all of this...
No one is always be right
No one is always be happy
No one is always be lucky
No one is always be perfect...
all we could do is juz..
move on
help others
stay strong
be confident
not giving up easily
try hard & harder.
I don't know what to say la. If I were a girl, I definitely wouldn't be impressed.
Quote of the Day: Tan Ming Kee: "If reverse-osmosis can transform pee back into water, then can also transform shit back into food ar?"
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David Rabbit has bypassed the stage of 'pedophilia' and jumped straight to 'cradle-snatching'
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On another note, Ming Kee joined us for lunch at Pizza Hut today. And as usual, she has this unique-ness aura around her.
MK: What is smaller than a bacteria?
Raqib: Dunno... what?
MK: Baby backteria!
Raqib: ...................
On another-nother note:
MK: Papa, what is smaller than a bacteria?
Eddy: Virus (<-- FU LAO EH! I SMARTER THAN RAQIB)
MK: Then what is smaller than a virus?
Eddy: ........ Dunno... What?
MK: Baby virus!
Eddy: .....................................................
Chris: Rue! Faster finish your work! Then you can win the kia-su people! Don't let then win you! Faster Faster!
Quote of the day: Kanga-Rue: (In a DAM slumber voice): I finished already.
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God Dam. I was freaking happy when I went to the University of the West of England's (UWE's) accommodation website just now. My purpose there was to have a look see of the different type of rooms WITH COLOUR. This is due to the 'distributed copy' being in nothing more than BLACK and WHITE... I don't know which the blanket was, and which the bed sheet was, and which was the boxer short and which was the used-condom
Suddenly, I stumbled across this.........
FU YOH... GOT BED AND BREAKFAST!!!
So I then clicked on it, as with every student (unless you are some blo²dy multi-billionaire son/daughter) would never except BED AND BREAKFAST in UNIVERSITY accommodations even though you pay more than a blo²dy hotel
After I clicked, I was brought here.
Took me a while to find the dam link. Almost thought that UWE deliberately didn't want me to find the bed and breakfast offer. But with my Bear-like-eagle-eyes, I eventually found it.
After I clicked, it turned out to be a blo²dy hotel. Kiong Kan. What the Hell...
Quote(s) of the day:
Lim Mei Hui: "How to bears catch fish?"
PaPa Bear: "Use fishing rod la how else."
Main quote of the day:
DuDe: "No la, they go pasar malam buy one."
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Went to Galaxy with:
Moon & Star
Dude & Mei
The End.
And I get the feeling that the ONLY time I'm 'more' photogenic is when I am clubbing ~.~
Quote of the Day: Anthony "DuHuKu" Lim: "Ti kong kua lu eh kah chui liao lau nua. Eh? Ah si lau jio ar? Ho chai mm si lao siao ar!"
Translation: "God see your backside until drool. Eh? Or is it pee? Luckily not sperm!"
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Pictures paint a thousand words. Lol.
And before Dude sues me over something as nonsensical as plaguarism...
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P.S. PaPa BeaR's pictures are best viewed in its full form. So to avoid auto-resizing, please follow the following step-by-step layout made by PaPa Bear himself. I have also reclassified the steps by gender to make it easier so that nobody makes any unnecessary mistakes.
For the guys:
1. Open Tools\Internet Options\Advanced\Multimedia
2. Uncheck 'Enable auto image resizing'
For the girls, the steps a bit more dè detailed. Please follow EXACTLY to avoid any unnecessary mistakes.
For the girls:
1. Open another Internet Browser
2. Close Microsoft Word and open Internet Explorer
3. While waiting, play with hair while admiring self in screen reflection
4. Tell msn friends that you might take a while so 'brb'
5. Once Internet Explorer opens click on Tools
6. Then attempt to click on Internet Options
7. Close "Diagnose Connection Problems' and click Internet Options
8. Select Advanced Tab
9. Look for multimedia
10. Stop swearing and scroll slowly and look for multimedia
11. Attempt to uncheck checkbox 'Enable auto image resizing'
12. Recheck 'Always use ClearType for HTML*' and uncheck 'Enable auto image resizing'
13. Click 'Ok'
14. Remember why you were doing this in the first place
15. Re-open picture
16. See whatever it is you were suppose to see
17. Close Internet Explorer
18. Give appropriate swear word to the people getting mad due to your absence.
Scenario: Ants don't survive well in cold climate countries
Quote of the day: Lim Mei Hui: "North Pole so cold I also know don't have la. Russia also don't have? Then why my room got aircond still got ants?
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Emo-Night ~.~
Quotes of the day: Lim Mei Hui: "Papa BeaR, I want ikan bakar............... But I don't want ikan"
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New addition: Everytime I hear something unique I will post it as a 'quote of the day' WHETHER or not I have a post to write. LOL.
Before I begin, this is not a post to avenge fallen men, nor is this a post to lash the crap out of women. This post is for me to clarify WHY I fcuking hate it when people stereotype.
Yes, I agree MOST men are jerks.
Yes, I agree MOST men only think about sex.
Yes, I agree MOST men like to lie
Yes, I agree MOST men are Male Chauvinist Pigs (MCPs)
Yes, I agree MOST men tend to cheat or two timed their girlfriends.
BUT NOTE, I said MOST, I never said ALL. So far, majority of the girls I've spoken to love to use the phrase "ALL the men", and I find it offensive.
There are two things I've noticed after breaking up with different types of girls.
I have had girlfriends who lie
I have had girlfriends who cheat on me
I have had girlfriends who are bitchy more often than nice.
So? Should I start generalizing that ALL women are like that?
Let’s take the line 'MOST men are jerks' for example. When my ex-girlfriend came down with a fever. I would walk down to the nearest coffee shop and 'ta pau' a bowl of chicken porridge for her. After which, I would take a bus all the way to her place. And walk 15 minutes up a hill to her apartment and watch over her still nightfall then take the last bus back home.
SAME girlfriend. When I came down with a bloody fever, I was sick for approximately 5 days. She came to see me on the 3rd day, only, stared at me for 5 minutes, and said "I'm bored la, I go home first k?” on the 4th and 5th day, she went clubbing. NO, I'm not complaining. I'm merely stating that not all men are bloody jerks and not all women are virtuously wonderful either.
How about 'MOST men tend to cheat or two timed their girlfriends'? Yes, I've seen it happen countless times. Does this mean that women don't do such things? It's truly very convenient to point fingers isn't it? I have had 10 ex's, and yes, the first few words that come out of everybody's mouth (or mind) are, "Niama, Cibai Playboy". Fine! I'm used to it. Call me what you must. But let me say that, I've NEVER initiated a break up with any of my ex’s; it's either her proposal, or our own understanding. But coming back to my point, I have had at least 6 ex's who cheated on me one way or another:
One was dating my god-brother (sheesh) about 3 weeks before she broke up with me. FURTHERMORE she broke up with me with the excuse 'I wanna concentrate on my studies.' Lan Jiao la.
Another went back to her ex-boyfriend roughly 1 week or 2 before she broke up with me WITH the same excuse as the previous one.
Yet another was a playgirl, so that should've been expected from the day I got together with her, but the problem was, I didn't know she was a playgirl till countless months after we broke up.
There was also one who I met in church camp. CHURCHCAMP MIND YOU whereby I used to believe that all Christians don't lie. ROFL. What a joke. Moving on, only to find out that she accepted me for one reason and one reason only. She wanted to know another guy from my church through me, after which she used the same study excuse on me and started dating him instead. Bloody hell, I was dumbfounded.
One more broke up with me to become a lesbian. Awkward, but I accepted it anyway.
The final one was a bloody possessive girlfriend. Completely wiped out my communication with the female gender. So that she can have another boyfriend behind my back and there would be ABSOLUTELY no probability of me doing the same. This is one of those whereby we broke up based on our own understanding. I saw her with him, smiled, and walk away without talking to her ever again.
So, my question for today is, are all men truly as bad as you say they are? AND are all women as virtuous as u proclaim them to be?
The righteous answer should be 'no' to both. The only thing I have to say as a conclusion is :DON'T FCUKING STEREOTYPE.
If any one of you want to generalize me with all the jerks that exist in my gender, then I won't hesitate to become one of them. I rather commit a crime and be charged guilty, THAN to be charged guilty for no fcuking reason.
With 6 billion people in this world, there's room for all types of characteristics and attitudes. Not to mention lifestyles and habits. Whereby each individual has his/her own collection of mix and matches making each person unique in their own way.
Having said that Jonathan is now officially one of my tenants, he frequently occasionally comes to my room to menikmati my air conditioner.
Last night, he gave me something to worth thinking about. But little did I know, it was a trick question ~.~
Jon: You know in the Nazi right, Adolf Hitler gassed his victims as a form of execution. Why ar out of all things, gassing?
Eddy: Dunno, cleaner death perhaps? Most other means would be rather messy don't you think?
Jon: Actually I know the answer la, but I ask you anyway for fun.
Eddy: ..........
(Sien diao)
Eddy: So WHY did he gas them?
Jon: Most efficient way. You see they tried straight lined assassination. Whereby they line up the victims in a straight line and after which, he gets his soldiers to shoot them randomly to their heart's content.
Eddy: That's normal. What was wrong with that?
Jon: Soldiers' couldn't take the gore of the aftermath after they stopped shooting. It somehow lowered their concentration due to the mere fact that their minds were constantly filled with such images.
Eddy: LoL. Then, he gassed them?
Jon: No, then he tried dynamite.
Eddy: =.="
Jon: Flaw was, the dynamite didn't have a 100% probability of killing the victims. Occasionally there will be survivors....
Eddy ... If you can call them survivors...
Jon: .... Who didn't die on the spot. Instead they were mostly dismembered with missing limbs but still very much alive.
Eddy: Then?
Jon: He gassed them
Eddy: (Finally)
Jon: But still it wasn't that simple, they tried many different types of gasses before they actually decided which was the most efficient.
Eddy: Men = guinea pigs =.=?
Jon: It doesn't lower his soldier's morale or concentration, 100% probability of death, and it's not gory
Eddy: Aiya, he should just lock them all up in an underground room with no windows. Then place a reasonably large number of toilet bowls around the building with pipelines leading to that particular room. Eliminating any other toilet in his camp, forcing his soldiers to use ONLY the toilet bowls surrounding the building.
Jon: *stunned*... HAHAHA. Damn good idea!
Eddy: Better yet, everyday, Hitler (being his sadistic self) can deliberately feed his men the spiciest curries and chillies he can find to make them 'lau sai'. I strongly believe that this would be a more effective method. BEING an Accounting and Finance student. I also STRONGLY believe that this is the MOST cost effective method. Imagine yourself in the room. Even if you don't die from the marvellous aroma, sooner or later you'll just commit suicide to save yourself from the torment.
Jon: ..... Fark la... Now I feel like puking...
Sometimes, stupid non-hokkien people attempt to use hokkien to increase their level of 'cool-ness' when they attempt to swear. But more often than not, they fail because they do not know how to put the word into a proper sentence, OR, it doesn't sound the same when u use it in another language/dialect apart from hokkien.
Just like what the Americans did to the original King’s English.
“kan keh”
direct translation - ‘fuck chicken’.
actual meaning - referring to someone who’s cynical and selfish, not willing to take even the slightest risk of anything.
eg: “Leh ma ler ! Ah Seng kau giak kan keh ah ..”
[translation: “Your mother ! Ah Seng is damn timid !”]
“kiong kan ”
direct translation - it actually was a short form for “ki ho lang kan ”, which means, ‘go get yourself fucked by someone’.
actual meaning - an exclamation that was used to vehemently protest against any disagreement or illogical statements.
eg: “Kiong kan lah ! lu sio kong lim peh be hiau si boh ??”
[translation : “Kiong kan lah ! You think you can fool me ??”]
“bak moy”
direct translation - ‘pork porridge’
actual meaning - to undergo the complete and permanent cessation of all vital functions; i.e. die
eg: “Eh ! Lu lang cai boh ? Ray Charles bak moy liao !”
[translation : “Eh ! Did you guys know ? That Ray Charles is dead !”]
“loo siao”
direct translation - ‘rub sperm’
actual meaning - to riot, to rebel, make trouble or go ballistic. Can be used as adjective, verb or noun.
eg: “That char bor, si peh loo siao, tiam tiam chueh soo …”
[translation : “That woman, damn rebellious, always look for trouble..”]
“char siao”
direct translation - ‘fried sperm’
actual meaning - to disturb or to vex someone
eg: “Mai char siao lah !”
[translation : “Don’t disturb me !”]
“kuai lan”
direct translation - ’suave dick’
actual meaning - adjective to describe a very cheeky or obnoxious person.
eg: “That si ginna si peh kuai lan.”
[translation : “That kid is damn obnoxious.”]
“apong sin”
direct translation - ‘pancake spirit’ (pancake is also the secondary meaning for vagina)
actual meaning - a person who’s fawning over any females and willing to do anything for them.
eg: “Ah Piang kau giak apong sin. Peng eu kio chut, boh eng. Char bor kio chut, eh poey…”
[translation : “Ah Piang damn ‘pancake spirit’. When his friends ask him out, always busy. But when girls ask him out, he’ll literally fly out”]
“ciu cheng”
direct translation - ‘hand gun’
actual meaning - an adjective to describe someone that is unskillfully clumsy, delinquent and fucked up.
eg: “Si tua pui, kau giak ciu cheng. Chia pun beh hiau park.”
[translation : “That fat ass damn fucked up. Don’t even know how to park a car”]
“tu lan” (also known as T.L.)
direct translation - ‘pig’s dick’
real meaning - hatefully dislike or angry; pissed.
eg: “Kua tiok ee eh bin … pun tu lan.”
[translation : “It pissed me off even by just a glance of his face.”]
“kam lan”
direct translation - ‘to fellate’
real meaning - an expression added into questions - to denote something ridiculous or defies logical understanding.
eg: “Lu choaa lu eh bor chut lai kam lan aa ??”
[translation : “Why the hell do you bring along your wife ??”]
“loh tee”
direct translation - ‘bread’ (comes from the malay word “roti”)
real meaning - an adjective to describe a very slutty, chintzy and promiscuous female being. Highly derogatory.
eg: “Ah Piang eh chat loh si peh loh tee. Goh lui chap pek tau”
[translation : “Ah Piang’s girl is a goddamn slut. Five cents for eighteen times”]
I promise:-
i) I will update my blog soon.
ii) I will start studying a lot harder.
iii) To be less emo (ish)
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