Rashes?

Chi Ying found my nick rather amusing:
ﻍ∂∂y ﯼﮥﺷ ™ ≈ 苏世铭 ≈ uNcLe CoCo ≈ PaPa BeaR ≈ Sick Bear... Mummy rash getting horny with daddy rash. Hence the zillion baby rashes.

And so she questioned me:

CY: Why your nick ar... The mummy rash must get horny, not the daddy rash?

Eddy: Cause, the daddy is always horny, but the mummy rash got mood one. Sometimes horny sometimes not horny, so hard to please ~.~