Dude vs. Bear

Mei Hui: Next time sit bus don't get back or front seat, sit middle safer.
Eddy: If that day something hit the middle of the bus also I will hailat first.
Mei Hui: But less chances middle kena bang ma.
Eddy: Nevermind, you come fetch me, you leave Cheras at 6am, can reach my house at 10am, then fetch me to KL.
Mei Hui: Take Airasia la.
Eddy: You sponsor me la.
Mei Hui: nothing to bang plane.
Eddy: .........

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Dude: Oi, so your Hitman very geng now la?
Eddy: The game? last time la, long time never play dee.
Dude: I support Predator geh, vs. your Hitman.
Eddy: Your Predator cannot find me.
Dude: Simply shoot lo, Predator bullet no limit one, just need time to reload nia.
Eddy: Mahai I snipe your head first.
Dude: He invi one wor, u miss already then I know your location lor.
Eddy: Then mar fair fight lo. Silent Assassin vs. Absurd Alien.
Dude: Alien is alien, Predator is not Alien.
Eddy: EXTRA TERRESTRIAL LA, OUT OF THIS WORLD!
Dude: AVP = Alien vs. Predator = Alien fight themself ar?
Eddy: .... Nevermind la, you simply shoot means I can snipe your head.
Dude: No human kill Predator with single shot before, all also need bombs, don't talk the impossible.
Eddy: But no human was trained his whole life as a hitman ma
Dude: Human cannot jump as high as Predator, cannot invi, cannot do the trace human vision. You got sniper, I got mini size bazooka alike gun, more geng, Godlike liao.
Eddy: ... I give up...
Dude: Haven't fight also give up jor.
Eddy: Fight in the battlefield lo, I give up arguing nia.
Dude: Lol...

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On another note, Topher being competitive